Better Aircraft Safety Brochure Pictures

I intended to read my book on the flight down to Ft. Lauderdale, but something was bothering me about the illustrations in the safety brochure. 

The brochure shows a water "landing" survivor floating alone in the ocean with only her seat cushion to comfort her. She has a completely neutral facial expression. It looks like she's thinking about whether she'll have grilled chicken or a hamburger for lunch. (Picture from Frontier Airlines' safety brochure.)

I did a little in-flight editing and think I got the problem all cleared up:

(I could assign captions to these but it's probably funnier if you interpret them for yourself.)